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Category Archives: stupid

L-L-L-LET’S GO PARTY

11-Mar-10

I got a formspring account at formspring.me/helllllen, where you can ask me or whomever any question anonymously. I even stuck a widget on the left side of this blog in case you find yourself dying to know my favorite fruit (oranges) or my height (5′4″). DEW IT!
http://www.formspring.me/helllllen

MONEY CAN’T BUY KNIVES

09-Mar-10

I have a three panel comic strip in the Film Issue (March/April 2010) of The Believer. On the right (page 69), fourth from the top:

I know you can’t see it in the photo, but my comic is so stupid. I’ve never been good at one-off strip gags, and this one’s no different. […]

AW BALLZ!!!

16-Jul-09

the fuck you know bout deez nuts

git fukked, four-eyes

19-Dec-08

NOOOOOO my beautiful glasses broke! I purchased them from Allyn Scura at the Alameda Pointe Antique Faire this summer, but my hamfists bruised and battered the delicate frames after only six months of use.

Jenn took this photo
I needed new glasses immediately (in order to drive and to read the highly-placed wall menus at Taco […]

finger-lickin’ good

01-Dec-08